SEIZE THAT FIEND

I found a flyer for some easter candy
from way back in the year 2000
It was rattles the rabbit
and on one hand/ looking like the symbol of fertility
and the rights of spring
and on the other hand/ leering out of a casket (G)
looking like some zombie resurrection

Now is that FUN? [Yeah] No, That's Evil
and your just foolin' yourselves, cause you know as well as I
ALL FUN IS EVIL
regardless of what your so-called modern mind
might find it convenient to believe
It shall destroy the world / It Shall destroy the world

Guard, guard, guard, o guard, Guard, seize that fiend
(G, D, G, C, G, D, G)

Who am I making fun of? And how would anyone ever Know?
I must be mocking someone out royal
God, and I move to a hotel room, above a strip club,
watch TV all night long, with my single Malt liquor,
anti-communicative Computating
Sleep all day with the blinds drawn
McDemplified. It gets louder and louder
when all our impetuous laws are erased

Now is that Fun? [Yeah] No,That's Evil
and you're just foolin' yourselves, cause you know as well as I
ALL FUN IS EVIL
regardless of what your so-called modern mind
might find it convenient to believe
It shall destroy the world

Guard, guard, guard, o guard, Guard, seize that fiend
(G, D, G, C, G, D, G)

I'm McDemplified
I got stuff rattling around in the refrigerator
How about this?
Yebber milty/ Gurg-a-lurg Eyebrow bubble
and your just foolin' yourselves, cause you know as well as I
ALL FUN IS EVIL
regardless of what your so-called modern mind
might find it convenient to believe
It shall destroy the world

Guard..Guard..Guard..O, Guard. Guard, seize that fiend